Camera zooms outside of WGW where a car pulls up and a strange figure comes out and goes inside the arena
Mark Hanky: Welcome to WGW sir. May I help you?
Unknown: So this is the crap they call Wrestling Gone Wild.. Which way to get to the ring?
Mark Hanky: Go down the hall, fourth door on the left.
Unknown: Alright.. Hey, do me a favour and find some better clothes!!
A short break as the man heads towards the arena and grabs a mic...
Bill Gates: Who is this guy?
Steve Jobs: I have no idea. I've never seen him before.
Unknown: Good Evening, Ladies and Gentleman! My name is Death Rattle and I am from ORW!
Bill Gates: ORW? What's that?
Death: For many of you idiots. ORW is one of the best feds in history! I came here to do some monthly inspection and recruiting! Sadly, I dont see anyone here that meets my standards.. So coming here was a waste of time!
Steve Jobs: How dare he do that!
Death drops the mic and starts to head out of the arena when Reaper's theme hits. Reaper comes walking out meeting Death at the top of the ramp way. The two men stare down one another, few words are exchanged before a staff member runs out with a mic for Reaper.
Reaper: Death, we've known one another for a while now and you of all people should know that there are two things in this world you just don't do!
The fans cheer
Death: Whats that?
Reaper: You don't pull on the Superman cape and you don't diss WGW when Reaper is in the house!
The fans scream louder and boo Death
Death: Well I guess I just pulled on the Superman cape because this fed is nothing more than a low budget, piece of...
Reaper grabs Death by the throat as security rushes out to stop Reaper.
Death: Reaper, you want to know why I really came? Well there's one talent I've seen here and that talent is you. Now I've done my homework and stuff and know the legend that is Reaper but I find myself asking...
Reaper can be seen mouthing the word "what"
Death: What you ask? Well I'm wondering can he still go, can the iconic Reaper still hang with the best in the world? Could he cut it in ORW?
Death reaches into his suit pocket pulling out to what looks like a contract
Death: I brought this contract with me with you in mind everything legal, all it needs is your john henry on it.
Death drops the contract on the ramp way. Reaper leans forward picking it up looking it over. The fans start to boo Death even more. Reaper gestures for a pen and signs the contract leaving the crowd speechless.
Reaper: Death I didn't sign a contract, I signed an ORW death certificate.
The camara fades to the sounds of cheers from the WGW fans.
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