*An unknown man is seen entering the ring with a microphone in head wearing a coat and a backwards baseball cap*
???: Uhhh...hey.
*The crowd doesn't react *
???: I don't speak much but in wrestling you can't get anywhere without speaking so what the hell , my name is Bob i used to be Silent Bob but as i said a minute ago you can't get anywhere in wrestling without speaking so i guess i am not Not so Silent Bob.
*The crowd seems to start liking Bob*
Not so Silent Bob: You know i just wanted to get the awkward first promo out of the way so all i can say is i enjoy being here and i look forward to entertaining you people.
*The crowd cheers for Bob*
Not so Silent Bob: Oh also if anyone wants to buy some fireworks meet me after the show.
*Not so Silent Bob leaves the ring and takes out a chocolate bar from his pocket as the camera fades away*
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