Jessica Love: Hello WGW fans, as you know I am Jessica Love. Now I have a request, this time for the man who's been running over super star after super star in WGW since showing up... and here he is.
The jaws theme song starts to play. Mike Shark walks out from the back stage area and heads down to the ring.
Bill Gate: This man is nothing more than a bully.
Steve Jobs: Yes Bill, but he making us all stand up and take notice. Just look around, not one person has said a thing since he came out.
Bill Gate: Well he is a unstable monster who has already shown us how dangerous he truly is.
Steve Jobs: Don't forget about his two henchmen.
Mike Shark steps inside the ring and is greeted by Jessica with a big hug, she hands Mike the mic.
Mike Shark: Thank you Jessica. Now, I'm out here to explain my actions from last week. First off, that young man that I sent to the hospital. I just like to wish him a speedy recovery and all the best in your future plans outside of this business, secondly Mr. Clark X... hows the leg? HAHAHAH! Let me tell you Clark, your one tough guy I've seen men twice as strong tap a lot faster than you to my finisher, so full props to you.
The crowd start to chant 'Clark, Clark, Clark'
Mike Shark: That's right, applaud him, he earned your respect... sure it almost cost him his career.
The crowd cheer louder
Mike Shark: Now people, don't blame me for my actions last week. You want to blame someone? Look no further than WGW General Manager, Reaper. Yes I said it, Reaper.
The fans start chanting 'Reaper'
Mike Shark: I blame Reaper for forcing me to hurt these people, for making me out to be this monster, when really I'm a real nice guy.
Jessica love nods in agreement clapping her hands as the fans do a round of boo.
Mike Shark: You just don't see it cause Reaper brought out the worst in me.
Mike Shark starts shaking uncontrollably, gripping the mic so tight it snaps!
Jessica Love: It's OK baby, your OK. Just breath, breath... can we get a new mic please?
A ring side staff tosses in a new mic and Jessica hands it to Mike who has stopped shaking
Mike Shark: Thank you Jessica. I’m going to make this short. Reaper, what I did last week was nothing! Clark X, that young man was nothing really, it wasn't even personal, he was just the end to a means and that means was to send a message straight to you! That message is what am I going to do to you once I get you in that ring alone at the Pay Per View! Mike Shark Vs Reaper in a buried alive match!
The crowd chant Reaper Reaper waiting to see him come out in response to this announcement. Mike Shark and Jessica Love stare out at the ramp way looking for Reaper.
Bill Gates: I don't even think Reaper is here right now.
Mike Shark: Well I guess we know now who's scared of who. Well Reaper I'll give you until the end of the show to answer my challenge, otherwise I'll add another victim to the list... and another... and another until you respond.
The two exit the ring and head off to the backstage, quietly talking to one another.
Steve Jobs: Well I don't know what's going to happen but I hope Reaper answers this challenge fast before this man sends another person to hospital!
Bill Gates: Well we can't worry about that right now, we have a show to do.
Home